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Q: What is a paramecium? A: Ii latin mice
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you Q: Where does a hippopotamus become to university? A: Hippocampus Q: What'south the divergence between a dog and a marine biologist? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did the biologist couple proper noun their twins?
A: One was Jessica and the other one was Control 
What does an anatomist give you when she is mad?
A scowl-ple
Why did the student neglect the cadaver lab?
She just couldn't cut information technology
I heard hamburger has less energy than steak considering hamburger is in the footing state.
- What does ane do with a expressionless trunk? Barium in a krypt-on
- Maybe he was killed oxydentally.
- They should have seen the doctor first, he'd Curium.
- Ah, barium anyhow, just to meet how he reacts.
- better though to take helium.
- Perhaps with a housplant, a Germanium.
- And if they stole it, the police would Cesium.
- Locked up for life, in Irons.
- They would go crazy in jail, a Silicon.
The politically-enlightened chemistry student protested by carrying a picket sign that stated: "Free Radicals Now!"
The all-time chemists would definitely not be pet owners. Their idea of a catalyst:
- 2 numberless of cat litter
- 3 cans of cat food
- one can of flea pulverization
- ane collar
Did you lot hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five anxiety to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, Aye! Nosotros got 'em!"
Scientific discipline (definition):
-- a particular area of report
-- doing stuff in a lab that would be a felony in your garage.
1 flask says to the other flask, "Cool it! You're Over-reacting!
What gas never cries? Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)
What do you call a swim team made upward of girls named Jennifer? Hygrogens!
viii sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman. (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!)
- What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa!
- Teen 1: Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?? Teen 2: OMg!
- Chemistry Cat wants to know: If Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar...is it at that place?
- What practice you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
- A neutrino walks into a bar...but he was but passing through.
- Dogs are made upwardly of calcium, nickel and neon (CaNiNe)
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
Top Five Lies Told by Teaching Assistants:
- I'yard non going to grant any extensions.
- Call me someday. I'm ever available
- Information technology doesn't affair what I recollect; write what you lot believe.
- Think of the midterm every bit a diagnostic tool.
- My other section is much improve prepared than y'all guys.
If Avogadro calls, tell him to exit his number.
Never trust an atom... they make up everything!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I desire to date you!
"1 benzene ring to rule them all,
1 benzene ring to find them.
Six sigma bonds to bring them all,
And in the solvent, bind them."
— Lord Of The Hydrocarbons
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, simply I got canned; I couldn't concentrate.
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could alive forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Agape to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls beyond sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Allow me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
A Relative Limmerick
At that place was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than lite.
She departed one day
in a relative style
and returned on the previous night.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware result.
Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in full general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and i to rotate the universe.
Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: "I've got my scientist then well trained that every time I button the cablegram, he brings me a snack.
Physics Activist
There has been too much action in reaction to political scandals.
Please write to your congressman to repeal Newton's third law.
How most the chemical workers… are they unionized?
Where do you put dirty dishes?
The zinc
I was reading a book on anti gravity.
I plant it difficult to put down.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine honey watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may take graduated merely I've got many degrees"
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would take asked for information technology!"
Q: What do yous exercise with a sick chemist?
A: If yous can't helium, and you can't curium, so you might as well barium.
The optimist sees the drinking glass half total.
The pessimist sees the glass one-half empty.
The chemist run into the drinking glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how tin nosotros figure out if information technology's funny or not?" Godel replies, "We can't know that because nosotros're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of grade it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the shop and pick upward a loaf of staff of life. If they take eggs, go a dozen."
The programmer comes habitation with 12 loaves of bread.
The final words of a chemist?
"... and now for the taste examination."
Why don't nosotros take all these chemistry jokes and barium?
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church, and the priest asks "Why did you come?"
Boson replies "Are you kidding? You can't accept mass without me!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy says, "I'll have some H2o." The 2d guy says, "I'll have some H2O likewise."
The 2nd guy died.
There'south a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
Q: Why practice chemists bask working with ammonia?
A: Considering information technology's pretty bones stuff.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
Q: What do you call a clown who'southward in jail?
A: A silicon.
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To go a buffer solution!
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Considering it's in the ground land.
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!
Q: Why did Carbon ally Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the infinitesimal they met.
Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They launder their hands earlier they become.
Titanium is the most amorous metal. When information technology gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
Why does the ocean roar?
Yous would too if you lot had that many crabs on your lesser.
Submitted by Kim G. - Stony Beck University
What did 1 paramecium say to the other paramecium? You're cilia than me!
Submitted by Kim G. - Stony Beck University
Leonard: Sheldon! We have to do this!
Sheldon: No. we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste material, and inhale enough oxygen to keep us from dying. Everything else is optional!
--From Large Bang Theory
Submitted by Carl B at Academy of Denver
Mary had a little lamb, she doesn't whatsoever more than. For what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Trinitrotolulene to students is quite appealing. We tried some out in class today, the floor is at present the ceiling.
You Pb me to believe he's dead. I Zn he won't survive. Ba in the footing y'all fool, practise y'all Zn he'due south still alive?
Submitted past Greg W.
Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
Q: What do you call Fe blowing in the air current?
A: Febreeze.
Sugar Cubed
Submitted by Bob at Gannon University
Q: What practice y'all call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country in the world?
A: A human being of many cultures.
A methodologist's married woman had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was too delighted. "Bring them to church on Sun and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Cognominate one. We'll continue the other every bit a control."
Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drinkable. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says, and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Something to Ponder:
- Tin can y'all cry under h2o?
- How of import does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is foursquare, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where'southward that extra penny going to? Taxes?
- One time you lot're in heaven, do you lot become stuck wearing the wearing apparel you were buried in for eternity?
A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician were observing an empty building. They noted two people inbound the edifice and quondam later observed three coming out.
The biologist remarked, "Oh they must have reproduced."
The engineer said, "Our initial count must have been incorrect"
The mathematician stated, "At present if ane more than person goes into the building information technology will be completely empty."
Optimism vs. Engineering
The optimist sees a drinking glass every bit one-half total.
The pessimist sees it every bit half empty.
The engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be.
The Lady Gaga Periodic Table Vocal:
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were given a red safety ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist placed the ball in a beaker of water and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial number in his red-prophylactic-ball table.
Star lite, star bright
Starting time star I see this evening
I wish I may, I wish I might
Oh wait, it's just a satellite
Q: What do programmers and cats have in common?
A: When either ane is unusually excited, an appropriate question is "Did yous observe a bug?"
Iii logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Do you all desire something to drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The 2nd logician says "I don't know."
The 3rd logician says "Yes."
Funny Science Puns
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = i microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale Academy Hospital = 1 4 League
- Time it takes to canvass 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
- xvi.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
- One-half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 1,000,000 aches = i megahurtz
- Bones unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between 2 jokes = A straight line
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1 meg-one thousand thousand microphones = one megaphone
- 2 meg bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 365.25 days = i unicycle
- 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 52 cards = ane decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = one FigNewton
- m milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- i trillion pins = 1 terrapin
- 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 2 monograms = ane diagram
- 4 nickels = 2 paradigm
Tater's 10 Laws for Experimentalists:
(i) If something can go wrong, it volition do and so just before your grant is up for review
(2) If the reading on your detector is right, so you forgot to plug it in
(3) If several things can become wrong then they will do so all at the same fourth dimension
(4) If nil tin go wrong with your experiment, something all the same volition
(5) Left unto itself, your experiment volition go from bad to worse
On the other hand, if you pay attention to the experiment and then it will take three times longer to consummate than you idea it would
(half-dozen) Nature is both subtle and malicious
(vii) A straight line will never fit your data, and using a wiggly line will event in the rejection by referees of the publication of work
(8) If you make a great discovery today, you volition notice a major fault in your methods tomorrow
(9) In contrast to a radio, banging your apparatus when you are at summit frustration will not prepare information technology but permanently pause information technology
(x) When your experiment is just nigh to succeed, you volition run out of grant money
Old chemistry teachers never dice, they simply fail to react.
What did the biologist wear on his starting time date?
Designer jeans
If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.
Does a radioactive cat take 18 half-lives?
How many programmers does information technology take to change a calorie-free bulb?
Tin't be washed, sorry, it's a hardware problem.
Two tectonic plates bump into each other.
I says, "Distressing. My fault."
A modest piece of water ice which lived in a examination tube fell in honey with a Bunsen burner.
"Bunsen, my flame! I cook whenever I see you!" said the ice.
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a stage y'all're going through."
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They accept all the solutions.
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull downwards its genes.
Biology is the just science in which multiplication is the same matter as division.
Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you lot see? ?
A: A mole of molasses.
Q: What is the chemical name of the following benzene-similar molecule?
PhD PhD \ / C - C / \ C C \ / C - C A: Orthodox
Q: What is the chemic name of the following benzene-like molecule?
4 \ C - C 4 / \ / C C \ / C - C A: Metaphor
An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are y'all in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
Q: If H-two-O is the formula for h2o, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Q: What is the proper noun of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
Q: What practise you lot call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
Q: Why exercise chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
❤ ❤ ❤ Scientist Pick-up Lines: ❤ ❤ ❤
- Are you the square root of two? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
- If I were an Enzyme, I'd be Deoxyribonucleic acid HELICASE so I could unzip your genes!
- Even if in that location were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.
- You're more special than relativity.
- Similar the ideal vacuum, you lot're the simply affair in my universe.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in dear and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
A mushroom goes into in bar and says: "A circular of drinks for everyone!"
One client says to another, "Well, he seems like a fun guy."
At that place are ten types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side!
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Let'southward play hide-and-seek. I'll be information technology!"
The others agree, and then Einstein begins counting. "Ane... Two... Iii..."
Pascal runs off correct abroad to find a place to hibernate.
But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized foursquare.
He finishes and steps into the foursquare just every bit Einstein shouts, "Ready or not -- here I come!"
Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, "I found you, Newton!"
Newton replies, "No, yous found one Newton per square meter -- You constitute Pascal!"
Why tin can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Where does bad light land?
In Prism.
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks, "Can I help you with your baggage?"
It replies, "I don't take any. I'm traveling calorie-free."
How many theoretical physicists does it take to spiral in a light bulb?
Two. 1 to agree the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first says, "Sick take some H20."
The second says, "I'll have some H20 too."
The second one dies.
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology test?
A: An itsy bitsy book.
Why exercise chemists similar nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates!
If H-two-O is the formula for h2o, what is the formula for ice?
H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What practise chemists phone call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous bicycle
Iron - Fe / \ Fe Fe \ / Fe - Atomic number 26 Argon walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here!"
...Argon doesn't react.
Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more than, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.
A Handy Guide to Modern Scientific discipline:
- If information technology's green or it wiggles, it's biology
- If information technology stinks, it'south chemistry
- If information technology doesn't work, it's physics
Why are chemists and so corking at solving problems? Answer: Because they accept all the solutions.
We would similar to apologize for non adding more jokes... only we only update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the practiced ones Argon
Argent walks up to Golden in a bar and says, "AU, get outta hither!"
(Fe)male = male with fe added for greater force, ductility and magnetism.
Q: What is the proper name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
An ether bunny
What do yous practice with dead scientists?
Barium
How does the failing chemical science student answer this test question: "H2O is the formula for h2o. What is H2O4?"
"Washing, Cleaning and Drinking"
The by, the future, and the present all walked into a room at the same time...
It was tense.
A Neutron walked into a bar and asked the price of a beer.
The bartender replied, "For you? No charge."
Three statisticians go duck hunting. A duck flies by, and the first fires a shot, which goes a human foot too loftier. The second tries, but his shot goes a foot likewise low. The third jumps upward and shouts: "We got it!"
I told a chemistry joke in class, but I got no reaction.
Nitrogen asked Oxygen out on a date, Oxygen said NO.
Oxygen and Potassium once went on a date. It went OK.
Murphy's Laws for Experimentalists:
- if something can go wrong, information technology will do so just before your grant is up for review
- if the reading on your detector is right, and then y'all have forgot to plug it in
- if several things tin go wrong and then they will do and then all at the same fourth dimension
- a straight line will never fit your data, and using a wiggly line will result in the rejection by referees of the publication of work
- if you make a great discovery today, y'all will discover a major error in your methods tomorrow (experienced experimentalists call this issue "here today, gone tomorrow")
Pinnacle Reasons to be a Chemistry Pupil
- All the coffee you could want
- Cool safety spectacles
- Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances
- Because information technology's pHun!
- Admission to 100% ethanol
- Learn to completely deliquesce the bodies of your enemies
- Always have plans for Friday night: Work in lab
- Desire to be blamed for all faults in the environment and causes of cancer
- Become a master chef at poverty cuisine
The Question of 2+2
Several scholars were asked "What is 2+ii?"
The engineer whips out his calculator and answers "iii.99."
The physicist pulls out some technical references, models the problem on the computer and proudly announces "The answer is betwixt three.98 and 4.02."
The statistician replied "I need more than data points."
The philosopher replies "What is the meaning of 2?"
The psychologist replies "How does two+2 make you feel?"
The medical student replies "4."
The others wait at him and ask, "How do yous know?"
He replies, "I memorized it."
H2O
Timmy's teacher asks the class, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Timmy pipes upward and replies, "HIJKLMNO!!!"
Timmy's teacher asks, "Where did you get that from?"
Timmy replies, "Yesterday yous said it was H to O!"
Why Scientific discipline Teachers are non asked to monitor recess:
REPLIES TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST'Due south Ball
- Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
- Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
- Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
- Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.
- Ohm resisted the idea at first.
- Boyle said he was nether too much force per unit area.
- Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
- Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
- Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
- Hertz said in the time to come he planned to attend with greater frequency.
- Henry begged off due to a depression capacity for booze.
- Audobon said he'd have to fly it.
- Hawking said he'd try to string enough fourth dimension together to make a space in his schedule.
- Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
- Mendel said he'd put some things together and come across what came out.
- Descartes said he'd call back nearly information technology.
- Newton was moved to attend.
- Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't become spotted.
What did the receiver say to the radio wave?
Ouch! That megahertz.
What do astronauts do when they get angry?
Blast off!
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend?
Cloud 9.
What practise you lot call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Teamwork is essential, because you lot can ever arraign someone else.
A sign outside the chemical science hotel reads "Swell 24-hour interval Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
Why are chemists bang-up for solving problems?
Did you lot hear about the chemist who was reading a volume about Helium?
He only couldn't put it down.
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
The doctor tells a woman that she has just six months to live. He advises her to marry a chemist and motility to Toledo.
The woman asks, "Will this cure my illness?"
"No," replies the dr., "but it will make 6 months seem like a very long time."
Two physicists walk into a bar.
The third 1 ducks.
How many biologists does it take to alter a light seedling?
Four. Ane to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Two molecules are walking down the street and they see each other.
I says to the other, "Are y'all all correct?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are y'all certain?"
"I'm positive!"
Blonde Scientist Joke
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field on a fine summer twenty-four hour period. While post-obit a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks.
"Those are deer tracks," the starting time blonde stated.
"Oh no," she said other, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to contend.
In fact, they were even so arguing when the train hit them.
A scientist investigating behavior in bullfrogs notices that when startled by a loud noise the frog jumps.
Deciding to experiment further he yells "Bound" and notes that the frog jumps a altitude of four feet.
He then cuts off a front leg, yells jump and the frog jumps 3 feet.
He cuts off the other front leg, yells leap; the frog jumps 2 anxiety.
He cuts off a back leg, yells jump; the frog barely manages to jump 6 inches.
Cut off the last leg when he yells jump the frog doesn't movement. He yells louder; the frog doesn't move.
In his notebook the scientist concludes: "A frog with no legs becomes deaf."
What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?
Each twelvemonth, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in impairment to property and the surroundings. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue impairment.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acrid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can crusade severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes brusk-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-malignant tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.Due south. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.South.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
(What is DHMO? www.dhmo.org)
A Quote from Einstein:
"Everybody is a genius.
Simply if yous guess a fish by its
ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life
believing that it is stupid."
~ Albert Einstein ~
Bread Kills!
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully half of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score beneath boilerplate on standardized tests.
3. Every piece of bread y'all swallow brings you nearer to death.
4. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, almost all ill people have eaten bread.
The effects are patently cumulative:
- 99.9% of all people who die from cancer accept eaten bread.
- 99.7% of the people involved in air and automobile accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the blow.
- 93.i% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
v. Staff of life is made from a substance chosen "dough." It has been proven that every bit petty every bit a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more staff of life than that in one solar day!
6. Archaic tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a
low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Breadstuff is oftentimes a "gateway" food detail, leading the user to "harder" items such every bit butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
In light of these frightening statistics, we advise the following bread restrictions:
1. No auction of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Only Say No To Toast" entrada, consummate with celebrity Television spots and bumper stickers.
three. A 300 per centum federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
iv. The institution of "Bread-free" zones effectually schools.
5. Pass a law to limit all employ of bread to two slices.
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